if i open my mouth please stop me
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
i hope niall horan lives forever
and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one
I’ve reblogged this 3 times this week
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
i’m sorry sir this is not proper ID. this is just a drawing of a dog with a jetpack. actually a dog with a jetpack is pretty cool. in fact thats really fucking cool. come right in
girls take so long to get ready because we’re mesmerized by our own boobs
we shinin, gold cluster. as for your career? dead. ghostbuster.
i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background