Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
for some reason i thought easter was soon and i got real excited for a good minute just then
when ppl post a photo of them as a baby and them at like 18 and they’re like ‘transformation tuesday god bless puberty’ like ok u grew up and…
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
my bank sends me a statement every month telling me everything I’ve bought and like it’s so depressing why do this do this why