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Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
My Brand New Dad.
go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
me when i log into tumbler dot com
yeah we all went to high school with drake
i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back