thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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coolscar:

They’re evolving

coolscar:

They’re evolving

Is highschool life in Canada really like degrassi?
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basedgosh:

yeah we all went to high school with drake

beyoncevevo:

i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police